@GensPlace: Avoid cars that have a sign saying 'baby on board'. That driver has only had a couple of hours sleep and is likely to be suicidal.
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@Jeffwni: [1st date] Me: I've got crabs [date leaves] [back home looking at my fish tank] "It's all right guys, one day I'll find one who'll like you"
@HyenaEars: What is the term for a group of Canadians? Is it "an apology"? "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"
@fishbowel: Me: how can I prepare for this meeting? Friend: we can do a mock interview Me: ok Friend: why should we hire you Me: wHy ShOuLd wE HiRe yOu