@AndyRichter: Back in my day when we found a Pokémon we had to beat it to death with a rotary phone
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@Parentpains: I wanna be the reason you get out of bed in the morning, even if it is to make sure the door is locked.
@MableGertrude: Oh, so you make the bed everyday...I suppose you're also the type of snob that folds your clothes and puts them in "drawers."
@GrantTanaka: wife: I don't think our marriage can survive the distance issue me: what distance issue, I'm always here or nearby wife: me: oh