A group of crows is called a murder.
A group of people walking slowly in front of me at the store is called a motive.
BAD GUY (hiding in my back seat): *strangling me to death*
ME: *choking but still embarrassed he heard me singing that shania twain song*
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M: [waves hand] Garcoff
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