@Tuna_Lover: Balls Deep is not a accurate form of measurement.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@AKATriple: So apparently it's rude if somebody asks if you have a light & you tell them they'll have to go to the end of the tunnel to find it...
@TitansHomer: Criminal Tip: Buy a gun from a guy off the streets. As soon as he sells it to you, point it at him & get your $$ back. Free gun.
@protolalia: Me: One day I took my friend- Him: Wait, you have a friend? Me: Yes Him: Wow, ok, go on Me: So I took my friend to the vet for her shots and
@flashember: Me: i think i'm being hunted by a great white shark Wife: nonsense, we're on land *Weirdly-shaped grandfather clock i don't remember owning exhales sigh of relief*