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@Holy_Mowgli: BARTENDER: *wiping a glass* what'll it be

ME: I'll have a dirty martini

BARTENDER: *stops wiping glass*

BARTENDER: *wiping a glass* what’ll it be

ME: I’ll have a dirty martini

BARTENDER: *stops wiping glass*

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