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@noog: *Batman receives electric bill for Bat Signal*
"ALFRED WE'RE GETTING IPHONES."
@VanVeenB: Good mothers let you lick the beaters when they're making a cake. Great mothers turn the mixer off first.
@7_Cents: The name's Bondjamesbond. James Bondjamesbond.
@TheAndrewNadeau: GRANDPARENTS: This used to be orange groves.
US: That used to be a Blockbuster.
KIDS IN THE FUTURE: All that used to not be underwater and also somehow on fire.
@Douchekevin: I will not tolerate watching the neighbourhood kids bully my nephew.
So I keep the curtains closed.
@HalfBakedHoney: I don't need a panic room; I can panic perfectly fine anywhere.