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@noog: *Batman receives electric bill for Bat Signal*
"ALFRED WE'RE GETTING IPHONES."
@MarkAgee: STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME
- Yay I get to work from home
- It would be nice to talk to people
- I hope that pigeon sits in the window today
@SardonicTart: I'm going to start eating healthy again so I need to eat this half of a leftover cake to get it out of the house.
@truegritrumble: DATE: I like your shirt.
ME: Well you can’t have it.
@NintenDom: I'm going to name my first kid Authorized Personnel so they can go wherever they want in life.
@2tickytacky: "You've lost some weight." sounds suspiciously like "You were a disgusting fatso before, but I was too nice to say so.".