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@trevso_electric: Be a deer and get shot in the woods for me?
@JayJazzi: A policeman came into my house and told me to put my hands up.I told him that he wasn't a DJ and we laughed and laughed and now I'm in jail.
@shanethevein: When she says she prefers the strong, silent type she means her vibrator.
@junejuly12: I can't be the only one worried about where spiders go in winter.
@Social_Mime: A car says a lot about the owner. I have a KIA which tells people I have bad credit.
@PleaseBeGneiss: [house hunting]
ME: I can see us settling down here
REALTOR: oh you have a family?
ME: *taking realtor’s hand* not yet