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@trevso_electric: Be a deer and get shot in the woods for me?
@NikiWithIssues: Knowing is half the battle. The other half is choosing the right pokemon.
@TEXASVETERAN: I always get my pizza cut into 4 slices. You'd have to be a fat ass to eat 8 slices.
@TheTweetOfGod: 152,000 people will die today but not the one you want.
@_SingleBabyMama: I answer with an automatic "Yes" each time my mom says "Oh, have I told you...?" I could miss out on something good but chances are slim.
@aissalanis: My dog is a firm believer in teamwork.
I stepped away to use the restroom for a minute and when I came back he had finished my nachos for me.