@mashyboo: be careful if you wear the same clothes everyday you'll turn into a cartoon character
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@ShortSleeveSuit: [fancy restaurant] ME: *combs my beard with a fork* HER: what the hell man ME: oh shit did I use the wrong one?
@pharmasean: If youre a serial killer & you dont call your murder shack a 'bloodshed,' well I've just about given up on you
@mrjohndarby: *releases swarm of killer wasps* - ATTACK! *wasps fly off harmlessly in all directions* - Hmm... time for plan bee
@EvanJKessler: Don't hate the game, hate the player who keeps sending you Facebook invites to play the game.