@jonnysun: be careful tonight honey, guys ur age only want one thing.... sports. so b careful not to look too much like sports out there
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@toomanytoes: (Bar) Him-Are you seeing anyone? Me-Oh yes. [I wink at the weird clown that resides on the very edge of my peripheral vision at all times]
@simoncholland: We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer.
@sixfootcandy: Sorry I sprayed bug spray in your face. Those fake eyelashes scared the hell out of me.