@jonnysun: be careful tonight honey, guys ur age only want one thing.... sports. so b careful not to look too much like sports out there
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@CoreyKeyz: Don't bring up something I said 30 minutes ago. I'm a different person, I've changed since then.
@KrangTNelson: I hate when millennials make up new words and demand that we all use them. people should only communicate like they did before we started making up all these words: using short grunts & hitting each other over the head with large knobbly clubs
@RocketRankoon: What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news? Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny
@WheelTod: On your first day at the beach, go up to the toughest-looking guy there, and let the air out of his water-wings.