Walked into WalMart and a small child pointed at me and said “what is that thing?”
I don’t know either, kid
Be honest, the only reason our generation played outside more as kids is because we had really shitty graphics back then.
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I haven’t been the same since my mom gave birth to me.
*turns up to a yoga class in full Master Yoda costume*
“Oh dear. Misread the flyer, I have.”
“This place needs to be sticky, wall to wall.”
-Every 2 year old with a Popsicle.
Her: whatcha doin?
Me: taking a shit
Her: whatcha doin now?
Me: same shit different day
The word “Diputseromneve” may look ridiculous, but backward it’s even more stupid…
“First time caller, long time listener”—Alexander Graham Bell
Reporter: so what is it like being in Maroon 5 when you’re not Adam Levine, um Mr. Uh-
*quickly googles for his name but google has no idea*
Squirrel Hell and Dog Heaven are the same place
Her: I could tell you, but I’d have to kill you
*she stabs me
She: Yes I did. You never listen.