@DothTheDoth

Be the reason why you need two priests at your exorcism.

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@Inferno_V

“Don’t put your brother in the fridge” is something I never thought I’d say, yet here I am.

@briangaar

I just want to be one of those dads who runs on the field & tackles an opposing 6 year old

@theNuzzy

After my tweet conversation with you, I delete everything I wrote so you look like a crazy stalker.

@ShortSleeveSuit

[in class]

Hermione: For once I want the teacher to get my name right!

Gar4y With a Silent 4: Totally know what ya mean

@addamschloe

thinking about how the Starbucks mermaid is slowly, but surely, getting closer, and we cannot stop her

@drinksmcgee

Top 3 ways to kill Werewolves:

3. Kill them in human form
2. Shoot them with a silver bullet
1. Feed them chocolate

@gavinmind

Whoever is making cheese commercials can save their money. We’re buying cheese and and we’re never going to stop buying cheese.

@fuzzlime

my biggest wish is that someday a bunch of people will say wow money really changed her