“Don’t put your brother in the fridge” is something I never thought I’d say, yet here I am.
Be the reason why you need two priests at your exorcism.
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I just want to be one of those dads who runs on the field & tackles an opposing 6 year old
After my tweet conversation with you, I delete everything I wrote so you look like a crazy stalker.
Hermione: For once I want the teacher to get my name right!
Gar4y With a Silent 4: Totally know what ya mean
thinking about how the Starbucks mermaid is slowly, but surely, getting closer, and we cannot stop her
Top 3 ways to kill Werewolves:
3. Kill them in human form
2. Shoot them with a silver bullet
1. Feed them chocolate
Whoever is making cheese commercials can save their money. We’re buying cheese and and we’re never going to stop buying cheese.
my biggest wish is that someday a bunch of people will say wow money really changed her
for someone that hates being touched, i sure do have a lot of kids.