@DothTheDoth
@Inferno_V
“Don’t put your brother in the fridge” is something I never thought I’d say, yet here I am.
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@Inferno_V
@briangaar
I just want to be one of those dads who runs on the field & tackles an opposing 6 year old
@theNuzzy
After my tweet conversation with you, I delete everything I wrote so you look like a crazy stalker.
@ShortSleeveSuit
[in class]
Hermione: For once I want the teacher to get my name right!
Gar4y With a Silent 4: Totally know what ya mean
@addamschloe
thinking about how the Starbucks mermaid is slowly, but surely, getting closer, and we cannot stop her
@drinksmcgee
Top 3 ways to kill Werewolves:
3. Kill them in human form
2. Shoot them with a silver bullet
1. Feed them chocolate
@gavinmind
Whoever is making cheese commercials can save their money. We’re buying cheese and and we’re never going to stop buying cheese.
@fuzzlime
my biggest wish is that someday a bunch of people will say wow money really changed her
@MorphineDreamzz
for someone that hates being touched, i sure do have a lot of kids.