@sammyrhodes: Beheaded our snowman to let winter know we mean business.

@KarenKilgariff: A dog barks in the distance. I look over at my own dogs. “See how annoying that is?”

@unravelingfire: Me: *walking out of dressing room* Ok be honest... Boyfriend: I’m gay.

@therealeatwood: ME: [spraying hose to make a rainbow over a bear trap] WIFE: stop trying to trap a leprechaun ME: I really want a pot of gold or some cereal

@sophxthompson: A little boy just screamed down the tube carriage “if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands” and everyone remained silent. I love London