@jonnysun: be careful when u talk baby talk to a baby becuase if u dont understand what ur saying u may acidentaly be declaring war in baby langauge

@MichaelTrying: Darwin is a genius. Just realized I'm attracted to women in glasses because I'm more likely to reproduce with a woman who can't see me well.

@UnIxphysco: I got you a bath bomb to relax. It's a toaster

@WritePlay: I always assumed the movie "Grease" got its title from how those characters managed to fit into those pants.

@Carbosly: Don't wanna brag, but I just beat my own record for most consecutive days spent without dying.