@ExoticGreg

Bear saves fish from drowning. Nature really is amazing

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@LostCatDog

I’ve got just over 13 hours to lose 35 pounds and finish a novel

@truegritrumble

WIFE:The pinata is in the tree out back
ME:Huh? I sent the kids to the one in front
W:What one in front?
*angry bees are just everywhere*

@ch000ch

[climbs a Tibetan mountain for 6 days & stumbles out of breath into a Buddhist monastery] please. please tell me u have wifi

@Skoog

[sitting in the front seat of an UberPool while a couple makes out hardcore in the back]

[at a red light, the driver and i suddenly lock eyes]

me: do ya wanna…?

uber driver: no

@bngzyface

My Roomba just acts like a drunk person trying to play it cool.

@Jeffwni

Wife: There’s a spider in the kids’ bedroom
Me: I’ll take care of it
*raises spider like one of my own*
*has a little cry when it graduates*

@Getnosexual

I have twins because my wife wanted more children than she was willing to have sex with me…

@SvnSxty

*drops cheese*

You: Five second rule!

Pet owners: lol