@Up2Long: Beautiful women following me on Twitter is screwing up my perception of who will talk to me in RL. A trip to Walmart should fix that.
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@Ty_Schutz: Mailboxes were invented so you know how far away you can be in a robe before you look like a mental patient.
@Parkerlawyer: The only person who listens to me in my house is my dog, and even he pees on the floor sometimes.
@geowizzacist: To everyone in this doctors waiting room: calm down. I’ll hit the right note on my trumpet eventually.