this website is absolutely destroying me
Becoming hard to tell difference between credible news organizations like 4chan and troll sites like New York Post.
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How the hell is the director of the CIA unable to hide an affair?
Them: How can you hate someone you’ve never met?
Me: Oh. I can read.
“Women don’t like me, idk why?”
“Maybe it’s because they sense you’re a psycho who will decapitate their cat?”
“No, that can’t be it.”
“I’ve an appointment with Dr Patel.”
“Dr Patel is off sick today so-”
[slowly backs away & whispers]
“U people can’t even help yourselves.”
The guy behind me honked a nanosecond after the light turned green. So I put on my flashers and here I sit, tweeting about the whole thing
look son, i kinda need you to go to hong kong & win a martial arts tournament to the death for me because i sorta told my neighbor you did
The inventor of predictive text has died.
His funfair will be hello on Sundial.