@EndhooS: [Bee Gees voice]
you can tell by the way I use my walk,
that I stepped in shit,
while in the park
![[Bee Gees voice]
you can tell by the way I use my walk,
that I stepped in shit,
while in the park](/cache/133962.jpg)
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