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@BritXNic: Been told I'm a pretty awful human being.
I stopped listening after he said I was pretty.
@: It's a good thing earthquakes don't happen in Texas lmao mfers would be outside shooting the ground
@dadcid: one small step for man one giant step for a really small man
@proEXgirlfriend: People need to quit hating on women that breastfeed in public. I'm allowed to raise my cat however I want.
@PetrickSara: Little known fact:
Young children’s bones are not the same as an adult. Children’s elbows are actually made of knives.
@shadygrenade: "Son do you know how to tell if a pineapple is ripe?"
*throws pineapple against grocery store wall*
"Ah nuts that was a good one."