Beer keg at party
-played out
-there are better ways to drink beer

The keg is full of soup
-now we’re talkin baby
-let’s party

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ME: I figured I’d get a few right

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The power of power = praxis.
The the of the = philosophy.


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…but hurry up, I’m almost to the checker


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earth: thanks

god: it’d be a shame if someone…

earth: please don’t

god: created humanity


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