@markhoppus: Before a long flight I make sure I have at least two books, downloaded a Netflix series, Switch has games and is fully charged, so I can spend the entire flight blankly watching another passenger’s screen.
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@CelebrityGaucho: [Spelling bee, to clench victory] "O,P... (hesitates) A,W,E,S,O,M,E." Judges? (Opossum judges whispering for a bit) Correct.
@kelkatcox: Is your dad really your dad if he doesn’t say “who?” after talking about any of your friends even if he’s known them for literally 7 years??