@walkerwalt: Before encouraging everyone to "do whatever makes you happy," ask if anyone is a sadist. Don't encourage the sadists.
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@jonnysun: *christopre walken givig tour of apt* this is my.. walken closet. and these boots. these boots were made.. *long unecesary pause* for walken
@theshantilly: *shampoos & conditions hair *rinses hair *blowdries hair *straightens hair *spits toothpaste into hair
@distracdad: Whoever is making cheese commercials can save their money. We’re buying cheese and and we’re never going to stop buying cheese.