@MarieLoerzel: Before I had kids I was going to be an awesome mom.
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@Marlebean: I use my rear windshield wiper mainly to show off that I have a car with a rear windshield wiper.
@funnyhumour: How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house.
@samuelhlowe: If your name is spelled Duhniayle, don't hate me when I mispronounce it. Hate your parents & their ridiculous spelling decisions.
@pleatedjeans: Halloween is great bc kids just show up at your door and hold out bags of candy for you to steal