Sombrero is better than nobrero.
Before their conflict with the Decepticons, the Autobots won a much less interesting but emotionally charged war against the Emoticons.
You Might Also Like
Are Smurfs just a bunch of midget Avatars? #yeahimhigh
I lovingly caress my belly.
“You’re expecting?” a woman asks.
I smile serenely. “Just ate an amazing burrito,” I tell her.
If you’re hitting the gas every time she tries to open the passenger side door, remember, the 8th time is always the funniest.
what happens if the bachelor chooses to love himself
Who called them ghosts instead of post-existing conditions?
It took me 13 years but I finally deleted most of my e-mails.
WIFE: look at that couple. He kisses his girl every time he sees her. Why can’t you do that
ME: I’d love to but I don’t know her well enough
Me: Do you have the Harry Potter audiobook?
After weeks of progress, I suddenly stopped losing weight. I hit a wall.
*puts ice pack on hand* OK, so I was a little upset.