007: the name’s bond…james bond
me: nice to meet you bond james bond
007: just james bond
me: bond just james bond
007: no my full name is just james bond
me: nice to meet you just james bond
007: you know i can legally kill you
me: no, never met him
007: *draws weapon*
Before you buy that nice jacket online, ask yourself: “Am I willing to delete one extra email every day for the rest of my life?”
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