@ComedicBust: Before you say you "value my opinion," just know if a genie granted me 3 wishes, one of them would be to star in Sister Act 3.
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@dorsalstream: HER: [flirting] I bet you have a lot of skeletons in your closet. ME: Haha no. Those bodies won't show their skeletons for months.
@ColoradoUgly: If someone gives you a gift and you didn't get them one, hand it back to them politely and say, "I don't want this shit.".
@GabbbarSingh: People with Swiss bank accounts are often confused between their Bank balance and the Back Account number.
@wickedsuga: Kim on FB needs help deciding if the snot in her kid's nose is from allergies or not. His Dr. says yes, but she really needs your opinion.