@sammyrhodes: Before you send that mass "Merry Christmas!" text don't.
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@NinjaSweatpants: Watching cooking shows makes you realize how much forehead sweat is possibly in your food
@_Bad_Karma: Not all Heroes wear capes. But HR says I do have to wear pants, which is such bullshit..
@dorsalstream: As a child I was bitten by a regular, mildly venomous spider, and I've turned into a regular, mildly venomous person. The system works.