@Maxine12339: Being a little bit crazy is like being a little bit pregnant - you can only hide it for so long.
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@causticbob: My grandfather was a boxer in the British Army. Which was completely unfair because the enemy had rifles.
@sixfootcandy: (guy glaring at me because he wants to use the stationary bike) *adds 72 hours to cardio workout*
@Beerhaze: She hated my mixed-tape back in high school. Last month she gave birth to her ninth baby. Thanks for saving my life, Depeche Mode!