@Xoolun: Being a single man has to be depressing when you think that even a guy like Hitler had a girlfriend.
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@longwall26: haha just plucked a shoulder hair so long it could only have been written by George R.R. Martin, who is widely known for abjuring brevity in
@kumailn: [God making trees] God: "They're alive but not. Every now & then they drop food." Angel: "I don't--" God: "Also they breathe the opposite."
@ShellHasNoName: Interviewer: no, I meant any applicable skills? Me: *still making goldfish lip kisses
@AGStr8upNinja: Alcohol may not be able to give you a loving hug when you need it but the Liquor Mart employee's you're buying it off of sure can.