Michelle Obama should have dropped the mic and moonwalked out.
BELLE: *Trying to be polite* So, why do they call you Beast?
BEAST: *Legitimately surprised and hurt* People call me Beast?
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🙂 I’m happy
😉 Having a seizure. Still happy
:/ Having a stroke. Not happy
🙁 I’m a grouper
.) Lost an eye. Still happy
“Are you ok?” “No, I’m bleeding because its fun.”
I love using food in the bedroom!
But, when it comes to wearing a condiment…
I mayo may not.
That walk of shame when you fail at throwing a ball of paper into the garbage.
black friday is crazy, I just maced a kid then some old woman shot me with a crossbow
My brother threw a rock at my sister when we were kids. It broke a window, and he blamed her because she ducked.
By this time of year baby Jesus was probably already totally sick of playing with his frankincense.
A remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but it’s targeted towards adults and takes place in a cheese factory