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@DannyDutch: Best headline I’ve seen in so very long…
@carlyken: Every Political Ad Ever:
I'm a rich guy who's not like the other rich guy he's a total douche.
*Paid for by my rich guy friends*
@FeelingEuphoric: ME: *doing deadlifts* more weight
PALLBEARER: *reluctantly adds another body*
@CatsVsHumanity: Facebook: Look at my perfect life
Instagram: Validate me harder
Twitter: Does this look infected?
@Just_Lee_: Don't hate the player, play the player. They never see that coming.
@BumpyRIde_: Stop putting famous names at the end of random quotes. - bob marley