A group of chimpanzees walking out of a Banana Republic is called “disappointed”
Except for Charlie there, who scored a nice sundress.
Best way to get a girl to come home with you is to tell her you own 3 lava lamps seriously what girl wouldn’t want to see 3 lava lamps
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The nice bed in my guest room says “Get comfortable.” But the shower stall with no tub in the bath say “Not too comfortable.”
[flirting with Jesus]
So…is there a queen of the Jews
Someone want to tell my kids that the color of the bowl has NO EFFECT ON THE FLAVOR OF THE FOOD!!
Accepting a Facebook friend request from someone you follow on twitter is like bringing home your drug dealer to meet your family.
Stupid Autocorrect you’re always posting some thong you didn’t Nintendo
This is an ugly term. This “Stalker”. I prefer unpaid investigator.
In Canada, a drive by shooting is just a guy using finger guns while winking at a chick he has no chance with.
We need more names like Benedict Cumberbatch: