@pleatedjeans: Best way to get a girl to come home with you is to tell her you own 3 lava lamps seriously what girl wouldn't want to see 3 lava lamps
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@mynameisntdave: People who carry their dogs around, You know they can walk, right? Theyre real good at it. It's like one of the top known things about dogs
@dumbbeezie: Please don’t feel you need to explain your opinions to idiots. We do not care what you think.
@InternetHippo: I got a letter from a bill collector saying this is the last time they will attempt to contact me, so this problem really solved itself