“I got you, babe.”
Bigfoot is real… or rather he was real and quite delicious.
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If you’re a pilot with a man bun, I’m calling you Top Bun, and you can’t stop me.
Ignorance is bliss, and rampant.
What do you get when you stick three kids and two adults with full time jobs in a house 24 hours a day for 6 months and then add in zoom school? A toddler who walks around all day shouting “Oh Dear God!”, apparently.
me: *googling* am I dying
web md: nope just sad
me: oh good
web md: and extremely melodramatic tbh
me: that’s fair
web md: and I think your anxiety would be more manageable if you got a job and paid rent
me: *shouting from the basement* mom did you hack my computer again
I want to put a ‘Honk If You Love Jesus’ bumpersticker on a goose
no chill in the bubble kingdom
Caesar: You will be forced to fight to the death
Gladiator: Hell yeah
Madiator: well this is bullshit
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me 53 times a day, you’re an Instagram filter.
My Internet was out for a while so I went downstairs to talk to my mom. She seems nice.