Today I learned not all people are appreciative of vetriloquism. Especially my gynecologist.
Black magic is just like regular magic, but with bigger wands.
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I wish I had the confidence of the people strategizing their lottery numbers for five minutes in front of me in line at the gas station.
Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesn’t have any pictures of me either.
My senior Quote
I dont know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science.
My prescription isn’t ready, so three toddlers at this pharmacy just learned the F word.
I’m the drunk sheep of the family.
All the baby books tell you that infants need to eat every 2 to 3 hours, but what they fail to mention is that this behavior continues until the child turns 18 and moves out of your house.
Many rastafarian babies are born out of dreadlock.