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@MarlonBrandNO: Blind Date: SWEET JESUS I DONT HAVE ANY EYES

Me: Of course you don't, you're a date

Blind Date: WHAT

Me: Kind of like a big raisin

Blind Date: SWEET JESUS I DONT HAVE ANY EYES

Me: Of course you don’t, you’re a date

Blind Date: WHAT

Me: Kind of like a big raisin

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