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@SteveSuckington: [blind date]

"I'm like, really good at *looks on hand* making the sex"

-did you just read that off your hand?

"Hey! You're not blind!"

[blind date]

“I’m like, really good at *looks on hand* making the sex”

-did you just read that off your hand?

“Hey! You’re not blind!”

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