We’re letting you go because you won’t stop referring to going to the bathroom as “live streaming”
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Sometimes I say, “Damn you to hell” after someone sneezes, just to mix it up a bit.
My nephew said the cherries in my refrigerator had gone bad. They’re moonshine cherries, so yeah, they aren’t exactly choir boys.
[Batman at McDonald’s]
What’s your chicken sandwich called?
And the rib?
[pulls out his batwallet] I like your style.
The facial recognition on my iPhone recognizes me in sunglasses but not when I’m smiling
I’m a nightmare
A pronoun referring to a specific thing previously mentioned, known, or understood.
Giving away valuable art secrets.
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