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@: Body: I'm exhausted.
Brain: I'M AN EIGHT YEAR OLD ON CRACK!
@WheelTod: We'd been married for 5yrs before we heard the patter of tiny feet. In time even the kids learned to live with the massive rat infestation
@markydoodoo: They put rubber bands on lobster claws to prevent them from being on their phones all day.
@SuperApple80: Keep me in your prayers. My daughter just found her old recorder.
@BradBroaddus: Got in a fight with the wife so I didn't let her sleep on the couch with me last night.
@david8hughes: [job int]
"& what are your strengths."
Me: I'll take [lion walks by the office] I- [quietly] I'll take on any lion