Your personality finally matches your looks. That’s not a compliment.
You Might Also Like
recently at a party i overheard someone start a sentence with “i actually remember being born” and i just put down my drink and left
Boy: do u have any fantasies
Me: ok.. so.. the library of alexandria is under siege& Im a librarian whos good at fighting& I save the books
There’s that girl again. Time to impress her.
*Rolls down the window blasting a science podcast*
“I literally can’t even!”
— White girl hanging a picture
[sets up grandfather’s first computer]
ME: Okay, Grandpa… Just call me if you have any questions or problems.
[phone rings one hour later]
GRANDPA: WebMD says I’m pregnant.
Huge increase in Botox use raises eyebrows
*removes my teeth with her bra*