“Let’s see what you’re made of!” he says on approach, knife in hand.
“Good.” I mutter. “Another adversary who paid no attention in Biology.”
Boomerangs can be quite dangerous if you’ve got alzheimers.
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judge: your word is problematic
me: then maybe give me a different word
Happy Birthday Abraham Lincoln.
If he were alive today, Abraham would be 210 years old and 77 feet tall.
[Bethsaida 28 AD]
BAKER: Such a huge crowd…I’m gonna sell so many loaves
“Five loaves please”
“Jesus is here”
I heard a girl at the bar last night drunkenly ask the bartender “what’s the closest drink you guys have to a chicken nugget.”
“No pressure, but my happiness is totally dependent on you.”
Lauren on Facebook asks:
“What’s the best way to ward off ghosts?”
To which I replied: “a camera.”
Cleveland checks its makeup in the mirror, promises itself this time with LeBron won’t be like before.
Remember they’re just as afraid of seeing you dance as you are of dancing.
OH GOD! BOB IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK! QUICK SOMEONE CALL A TEMP AGENCY. I’M SURE AS HELL NOT DOING ALL HIS WORK.