Game developer: his name is Donkey
Developer: he’s a gorilla
Nintendo: ok twist
Developer: who wears a necktie
Nintendo: hm anything else? pants?
Developer: how would a gorilla put on pants?
Nintendo: right, yeah I wasn’t thinking
Boss: Hey, you feel like working overtime?
*Leaps into garbage compactor*
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