@GABBYdaAngSaya: Boss: I suspect one of you is dead
[Everyone looks at me, except for Paul, who is not moving at all]
![Boss: I suspect one of you is dead
[Everyone looks at me, except for Paul, who is not moving at all]](/cache/90156.jpg)
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