@thatRamosgirl: Cats constantly look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport.

@thomas_violence: 'gamer' & 'foodie' are bullshit labels because they suggest you are something b/c you passively enjoy something everyone passively enjoys

@GrumpyBahr: North Carolina just legalized same sex marriage. I thought all sex was the same after marriage.

@TheGayFlash: I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin or a lawnmower.

@JasonLastname: Accidentally pronounced wifi as "wifey" and the hotel concierge said the password's helping out around the house and being a good listener.