@GoodZiIIa

Boss: You’re fired

Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*

Boss: You’re a waiter where did you get those

Boss: You’re fired

Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*

Boss: You’re a waiter where did you get those

- @GoodZiIIa

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