Conservatives say the problem is Christianity ain’t taught in schools. The real problem is Christianity ain’t taught in church.
Boyfriend planted watermelon seedlings in our garden. I just bought a watermelon to put beside his plant before he wakes up tomorrow.
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Social media explained.
Pray Elon Musk doesn’t have a scandal.
Elongate would drag on forever.
~The Discovery of Fruit~
Ok, so far you’ve named the red one apple and the yellow one banana. What about the orange one?
Me: “If Americans say ‘sidewalk’, what do we mean in England?”
My six year old: “Crab!”
If a woman asks if you “notice anything new” tell her “I do, your beauty surprises me every day.” Then continue thinking about velociraptors
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