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@Browtweaten: Brain: Great workout, here's some endorphins

Me: Oh nice, I'll feel good for-

Anxiety: It took you a full minute to figure out the treadmill buttons and I bet people noticed

Me: ... that long

Brain: Great workout, here’s some endorphins

Me: Oh nice, I’ll feel good for-

Anxiety: It took you a full minute to figure out the treadmill buttons and I bet people noticed

Me: … that long

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