And if I die before I wake I pray a virus my phone to take.
Breakfast: Banana Bread
Lunch: Orange Creamsicle
Dinner: Carrot Cake
Vegetarianism is hard.
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Me: *trying to impress* Uh me too
Date: Any ballroom?
Me: Yeah, my pants are relaxed fit
*changes the spelling of ‘team’ to ‘teaim’*
Well that’s one problem everyone talks about fixed.
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me: almost once
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