@RunOldMan
@stevemarriott
I lost my camouflage wallet, so if you happen to see it, then it’s shitty camouflage and I don’t want it back
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@stevemarriott
@pinningnut
My husband and I are thinking about leaving everything to our dog. What he will do with $20.00 I don’t know. But I hope he enjoys it.
@FancyNancyAnn
I’m at my most gymnastic when I’m trying not to touch the toilet seat, sink and door handle in a public restroom.
@Cheeseboy22
Startle and amuse your cat by replacing its kitty litter with Poprocks. (Ladies: feel free to share this idea on your pinny website thing.)
@christine_p_33
Today is 3 wks in quarantine w/o sugar. Walking 3 miles a day, no meat, dairy or flour! I feel great! No alcohol & vegan diet! A 2 hr home workout everyday. Lost 14 lbs & gained muscle mass! I have no idea whose tweet this is but Iβm proud of them so I decided to copy & paste it!
@odannyboy
This is amazing.
@TheBoydP
Not to brag but I can keep up with the fast part of the chicken dance…
@lildandeli0n
[Gets Twitter error: “Somehow, somewhere, something went wrong”]
I know Twitter, I know.
That’s why I’m here.
@yenniwhite
The first rule of Fight Club is to have a sibling.