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@ShortSleeveSuit: [breakfast]

ME: please pass the egg snow and the toast ketchup

WIFE: *reluctantly hands me the salt and jelly* you are really something else dude

[breakfast]

ME: please pass the egg snow and the toast ketchup  

WIFE: *reluctantly hands me the salt and jelly* you are really something else dude

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