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Congratulations on being hired by Super Cuts & welcome to day 1 training.

Let’s get started

These are called scissors

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Me: OMG did I tell you about my mom’s Facebook post?

Cop: Not only do you have the right to remain silent, I’m going to have to insist on it


To anyone who thinks they have it harder than me: There is a person in my life who, every time I text them, CALLS ME BACK.


The original “Ben Hur” was a mega
hit movie ….with ( 11 ) Oscars.

The remake is a box office flop.

A clear case of “Ben Hur, Done That”


The scientifically proven most effective way of cooling off your fighter in between rounds. #PFLPlayoffs


Today I have learnt – if you try and give someone the finger whilst wearing mittens, you are basically just showing them your mittens.


[cooking class]
chef: now you just introduce them to the pan
me: ok … um, this is john scallop


{slowly digs both of my feet into the wet sand}

{whispers} planet shoes