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@ThisOneSayz: Breaking news: There's been an alarming rise of close call heart attacks. The first symptom is, "you almost gave me a heart attack!"

Breaking news: There’s been an alarming rise of close call heart attacks. The first symptom is, “you almost gave me a heart attack!”

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