@ThisOneSayz: Breaking news: There's been an alarming rise of close call heart attacks. The first symptom is, "you almost gave me a heart attack!"
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@emmabetsinger: There’s plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.
@elle91: In fifth grade, we were supposed to write a story about an antihero but I was only half-listening so I wrote a 6 page story about an ant who helped people quit smoking and my teacher sent me to the school psychologist.
@TheTweetOfGod: The Apple Watch may become so addictive it keeps people from looking at what's truly important in life, like their iPhones.