@xysist: Breakups is just a fancy name for what happens when men win arguments.
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@KrangTNelson: it’s extremely weird how many reporters are turning in long-read stories about how fabulously wealthy jeff bezos is when it is pretty well known that editors are only really interested in pictures of Spiderman
@TheRolo: Juliet: you know it's true love, when you finish each other's- Romeo: LIFE Juliet: [sighs all annoyed] like why do you say shit like that?
@bossy_bootz: Sorry I was staring at your nachos while you were talking about your painful divorce